Cocktails, cupcakes & cock-ups

Some Saturday nights are best spend in Freddie's apartment in Wedding with cocktails, cupcakes and watching cock-ups, ergo really bad movies.
Last Saturday was a night like that. I had to work until 21 so when I should up the first bad movie had already been watched. Trolls 2, was described as a bad movie but that they of course enjoyed it because it was so bad.
Then it was time for the next movie, The Room. Fabien has talked about this movie and he showed me some parts of it, so I knew I was in for a really bad movie. Still we all where surprised how awful this movie actually is. In the first 30 minutes there are three sex scenes, and two of them are the same one! And of course they are extremely bad. The actors doesn't seem to care enough to even try to act. The football breaks are weird and there is so much wrong with this movie.
The script is the worst. Example:
Mark: How was work today? 
Johnny: Oh, pretty good. We got a new client and the bank will make a lot of money. 
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I cannot tell you; it's confidential. 
Mark: Aw, come on. Why not? 
Johnny: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?

Half way though the movie I just wanted it to end. The writer, director, producer and main actor, Tommy Wiseau, payed for a the expenses in this movie which he was able to do because he "sold jeans" in some Balkan country.
I thought I had seen bad movies before but this bad a movie I never seen. We had a lot of fun watching this movie though laughing a lot and just wondering why things are happening, since nothing seems to make sense. Like this scene. 
And we did impressions of Wiseau's terrible acting by yelling, You're tearing me apart (Lisa/any name)!

I don't recommend anyone to see this movie. If your in a crowed and can laugh about it or see it one of many theaters around the world that apparently shows it and throw spoons at the screen, then maybe. Else the rap is recommended.
Anyhow it was a night to remember because of all inside jokes we now have and I can't wait until next time with (bad) movies with these friends.